An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.