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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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