Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."