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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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