The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.