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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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