Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.