Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.