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Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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