Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Santa, doctor, elf
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: April fools, office
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: viagra, death, medical
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: music, hipster