Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.