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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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