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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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