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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
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Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn't bite." The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously. A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!" The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."
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An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: "So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!" "Oh, that's wonderful! And how old is the bride?" "She's 19." "That's fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!" "Ah well, if she dies, I'll just have to remarry."
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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