What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”