Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.