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Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!
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