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Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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has 68.97 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: racist
10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid. 9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.
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has 68.97 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: life
A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"
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has 68.97 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 68.96 % from 851 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 68.96 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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has 68.95 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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has 68.94 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: military
An old married couple were having s*x and the wife says, "Baby, suck my nipples!" The man dies; autopsy said, "Reason for death: Expired Milk"
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has 68.94 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 68.90 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
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