If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster. The sheik explains, "A genie granted me three wishes. My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beautiful women. And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.