They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.