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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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