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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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Pr*stitute in the police station. The desk officer sayes "so when did you realise you were raped ?" She replies ... "when the cheque bounced !"
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