Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
How do you know when you honeymoon is over? When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"