Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high C's.
What is the difference between a Russian optimist, pessimist and realist? The optimist studies English. The pessimist studies Chinese. The realist stays home and cleans his kalashnikov.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.