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Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high C's.
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What is the difference between a Russian optimist, pessimist and realist? The optimist studies English. The pessimist studies Chinese. The realist stays home and cleans his kalashnikov.
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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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