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Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a prostitute!" Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a prostitute?? what do you care about what she does after work?"
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Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
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There once was a fellow from Kent Who had such a long instrument. To stay out of trouble He folded it double. And instead of coming he went.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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