Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.