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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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