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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he wants. A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn’t want.
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A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years." The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "Food cold!" the man replied. Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?" "Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed. Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "I quit!" said the man. "Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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