Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.