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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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