You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.