At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?"
The baby bear replied, "No he beats me."
The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!
The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."
The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"
The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.
Vote:
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’
Woman, ‘You might be.
Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’