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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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