The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
A man consulted his priest about getting a divorce. The priest was surprised. "Why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely wife? She is soft and gentle and, if I may say so, she is also quite beautiful and nicely proportioned. I really can’t see what you have to complain about." The man took off his shoe. "See this shoe," he said, showing it to the priest, "The leather is soft and gentle. It is a beautiful piece of work and nicely proportioned." "Ah"” said the priest, "a parable." "In a way, Father," replied the man. "I’m the only one who knows it pinches."
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.