In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested. Then he created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.