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In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested. Then he created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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