When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.