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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit
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The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A: Place to hang their air freshener.
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How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Parents: "Why are you welcoming guests in your underwear? " Me: "Hated me to take off my underwear."
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A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
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