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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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