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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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