A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.