Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest.
They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives.
The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky.
The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it.
After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently.
The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes.
After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!"
All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?"
"Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
A conversation among my Children's Church a while back.
A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!"
The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"