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Got home from the pub at 3'o clock this morning. The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin. I said to her, "what are you doing..baking..at this time of the night" ?
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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