If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.