Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".