Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: ethnic, death, black people, racist
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, bar, food
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, god
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women, time, relationship
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage, flirt, single, old people
A preacher's wife goes to the butcher. The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham. The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo. That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?" His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo. At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham." The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, wife, food
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama