Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.