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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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