Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven.
There is a brouhaha.
Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem.
Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls.
It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly.
The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him.
"Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
A cop pulls a guy over:
Sir, why were you speeeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars?
Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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