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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you guys only drank blood." The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "We do, I'm making tea."
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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