Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, "Ohh my god Texas chairs are really big." He went to a bar he asked for a bear and when the bar tender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, "Wooww Texas mugs are really big." Later he asked the bar tender were is the bathroom and the bar tender said, "Strait on your right." But the guy went on his left and when he entered the room he slipped and feel in the swimming pool and said, "Don't flush don't flush!"
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.