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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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