Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.