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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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