Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.