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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: music
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
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