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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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