Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night." Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.