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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 62.60 % from 681 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 62.52 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
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