Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.