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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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