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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
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