When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.