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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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