Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.