Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Funny Lists: Eight ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" 1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. You've got Windows in your laptop. 3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 4. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave. 7. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 8. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.