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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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